For those celebrating valentine's.. No offense though...

Just for fun. Tapi agak menyedihkan jika anda seorang lelaki yang mengalami nasib yang sama. Apapun jangan terlalu serious dengan ayat-ayat di dalamnya ye.

Valentine hari tu ayang tanya tang mane kite sayang kat ayang.

Time tu kite tak dapat nak jawab. Semalam ayang merajuk ngan kite, kite dah penat nak layan. Ayang call kat kite kite malas nak jawab. Tang mane erk kite sayang kat ayang? Semalaman kite duk pk soalan tu. Pernah ke? Maybe tak sedalam cinta Titanic atau Taj Mahal. Sayang kite kat ayang sangatla kerdil. Sebab tu la ayang selalu merajuk erk? Tak tahula, setahu kite:

1. Sebelum kite kenal kat ayang, setiap sem kite dapat Anugerah Dekan. Bile dah kenal ngan ayang, setiap sem kite repeat paper. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang kite belajar pakai duit biasiswa, lepas kenal ngan ayang, keluar makan lagi nak mintak duit ngan emak kite.

2. Kalau ade 1 buah epal, kite bagi je kat ayang. Kalau ade 2 buah epal, kita bagi yang besar kat ayang.

3. Kalau kite makan ikan, ayang makan tang badan ikan tu, kite pula makan tang kepala ikan tu je.


4. Ayang ni tak la cun sangat, tapi kite tak pernah kutuk ayang tak cun. Tapi kite yang hensem ni ayang lagi nak kutuk ngan member depan kite, kata kite tak hensem langsung. Eera Fazira berlalu depan mata, kite diam je. Takut kalau puji kang ayang marah. Mat Indon duk depan Sogo ayang gi ngorat time kite gi tandas. Siap mintak nombor tepon depan kite lagi.

5. Kalau keluar ngan ayang, ayang slambe nak makan Starbucks, kite tipu kite dah kenyang, padahal bile dah sampai kat umah kite makan mee maggi.

6. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang., kite tak pernah ade girlfriend. Selepas ayang kenal ngan kite, genaplah koleksi ayang ada 20 boyfriend kesemuanya. Kite tak pernah marah ayang plagirl, dah tu ayang kata kite cam sami buddha.

7. Kalau ayang rasa nak cium kite, ayang cium terus tak pernah tanya pun. Tapi bile kite rasa nak cium ayang, lepas tanye lagi nak kene reject.

8. Ayang selalu pukul dada kite, tampar muka kite, cubit peha kite, kite tak pernah tengking sekali pun, apatah lagi nak cubit, nak tampar, nak pukul?

9. Pernah ayang tanya kalau ayang jatuh cinta ngan laki lain, kite nak buat ape. Kite kate kite nak bunuh laki tu. Tapi bile kite tanya kalau kite jatuh cinta kat pompuan lain, ayang nak buat ape, ayang kata nak bunuh kite, emak kite, ayah kite ngan nenek kite.

10. Kite beli mask Clinique ngan ayang harga RM300 kite kate harga RM30.. Ayang beli jam tangan kat kite harga RM30 ayang kate harga RM300.

11. Setiap kali berjumpe kite bagi hadiah kat ayang, tapi setiap tahun birthday kite ayang kate dah lupe.

14. Kite rosakkan headphone walkmen ayang, kite ganti satu discman baru. Ayang rosakkan kerete kite, ayang buat derk je.

15. Sekali ayang demam, kite kene diet 2kg nak jaga ayang. Sekali kite demam, ayang tambah berat 2kg sebab abiskan makanan kite.

16. Kite tak pernah kata ayang pendek, ayang marah kite tinggi sangat, member ayang ketawakan ayang.

17. Ayang datang umah kite, kite tido sofa, kite datang umah ayang, kite gak yang tido kat sofa.

18. Mak kite belikan rantai Tiffany ngan ayang. Mak ayang tak pernah ajak kite makan kat umah ayang walau sekalipun.

19. Kucing umah kite bersalin, kite bagi anak kucing yang paling cute kat ayang, 2 hari je ayang bela, kucing tu dah mati. Ayang tak kate pa pe pun. Ayang bagi ikan emas yang dah dekat mati kat kite, 2 hari kite bela dah mati. Ayang kata nak bunuh semua anak kucing kite.

20. Ayang kalau nak pakai duit kite, terus ambil takyah bagitau. 30 ke 80 ke seratus ke selagi wallet kite ade duit. Aritu kite nak pinjam 10 ringgit sebab terlupe bawa wallet, ayang kate kite kedekut.

21. Birthday ayang kite tak pernah terlupe. Birthday kite arini ayang tak pernah ingat.

Valentine by Kina Grannis

Love, it's a special day
We should celebrate and appreciate
That you and me found something pretty neat
And I know some say this day is arbitrary

But it's a good excuse, put our love to use
Baby, I know what to do
Baby, I...
I will love you
I'll love you, I'll love you

Love, I don't need those things
I don't need no ring
I don't need anything
But you with me
'Cause in your company
I feel happy, oh so happy and complete

And it's a good excuse, put our love to use
Baby, I know what to do
Baby, I...
I will love you
I'll love you, I'll love you

Yeah, it's a good excuse, put our love to use
Baby, I know what to do
Baby, I...
I will love you
I'll love you, I'll love you

So won't you be my honey bee?
Giving me kisses all the time
Be mine, be my Valentine

So won't you be my honey bee?
Giving sweet kisses all the time
Be mine, be my Valentine

Oh, be my Valentine

pissed..

Like nym said..there is somethings you can be obsessed about but certain things you can't really be obsessed with..since you've changed a lot I decided to ignore you no matter how bad I want to talk to you..I stop myself to doing it..I did tell you but you didn't get what I meant..you are just blinded with all the things you said and do..Think babe..We love you..We missed the old you..Just not the new you..You just really get on our nerves soo bad..whatever shit la weyh..
WELL DONE LAH..!!TAKSUB..!!!!!

p/s: tya just can't control her anger anymore!!!

A.A.R Concert Rawks!!!

Even though he had to work on a saturday..
He still got us free passes to watch the concert...
It was really crowded with their die-heart fans..
U hardly even get a car park..
We got around the concert even at the back stage..
Enjoyed it pretty much...
It drizzled a bit but nothing could stop the concert..
Tyson was a lil bit soft..
They celebrated Halloween as well..
The costume he was wearing is the typical Native American..
The crowds were awesome..
But what I don't get is that if u are wearing tudung why the hell are u even celebrating Halloween for..?
As a Muslim, u aren't even supposed to even put on costumes and celebrated..
Don't u learn religious teaching before..?
Gosh..
The world is turning around..
Not to say that I know everything but no matter how bad I am I don't go celebrating it here and there..
U are soo bringing down the name is Islam..
Darn it!!!

Fool..

Hey..
I don't care what certificate u have aite..
It doesn't bother me..
So what if I knew what the word means..
Does it bother u..?!
Get a life dude!!!
I'm not interfering in your so called "new life"..
and I don't even give a fuck about u..
So back off..!!
What the hell are u thinking about talking behind my back..
Wanna talk..?!
Talk face to face then..
COWARD..?!!!
U just got no balls to confront is it..?!
U think u got it all huh..?!
Well, think twice before even thinking that way aite..
U'r such an ass!!!!!
I so fucking hate u aite..
Put it in your fucking mind that I don't even care about u!!!!

Compromise

Love is not a given
You’re not forgiven
But we all easily submit
You have forsaken
What you have taken
So we all still incomplete
I thought we were playing a similar game
And after these years it’s still been the same
And you, of all people, still have your name
What about compromise?I hold no disguise
You should know better

It’s not I don’t want you, I want you
But I need you to be
A little bit faithful and grateful and loyal to my needs
Don’t think I was selfish, I was selfless
And after all I’ve given you
It’s not I don’t love you, I love you
Well, at least I try to

Trust is not an object
You could reject
But we all easily believe
You have been waiting
And all I’ve been saying “Please be there for me”
It’s not like we got a thousand years
I’ve yet to express to you all of my fears
And while you have wasted all of your tears
What about compromise?
Why do I pay the price?
Only you have the answers, answers

I know I’m not perfect but I deserve respect
And after all that’s said and done
You remain the only one in my heart
It’s not my ego
But if you goI’d have so much to say
Did we pick a good fight to prove who’s wrong and who’s right?
Can we finally compromise?
Can we at least talk about it?
Can we at least compromise?

HAppy Birthday JuLiA izzaTi!!!

Happy 18th Birthday Jue..
Hope u r happy with ur birthday present n the surprise jep,pisang,farid n i gave u..
I know it not that perfect and I failed to get apit to come back early but..
It was fun isn't it..?
I'll upload the pics in the next post..
Anyway..
U dah besar kan skarang..
U know what ur goals are..
I don't have to tell u kan..?
And always ingat who u got..
U have nym,nia,iwien,i,jep,gory,ciko,pap and the rest of the people yang i xknl tp u knl..
So, do take care of urself..
I know u can do it..
Good luck in your finals..
Love u..
We are always here for u when u need us aite..



xoxo: Jep&Tya